Sorry, Poobah, we really are. But we just have to tell them. We know that Ted Bahr, most excellent past speaker at the Niche Conference will be able to sympathize. (Even if his story involves demonic turkeys instead.)
Here’s a true, little story for your Freaky Friday:
One beautiful spring day, Grand Poobah decided to walk to the office. His mind was swirling with great ways to create networks for Nichers. He walked along briskly with furrowed brow, thinking and thinking about niche magazine publishing. (He actually ponders like this.)
Poobah had many cool ideas to write out so he wanted to get to Niche Media HQ more quickly. Aha! I will take a shortcut through the park.
He was so engrossed in his thoughts that Poobah did not notice the new blooming blooms nor budding blossoming trees nor morning mist rising from the water in the duck pond. He plowed on. All of a sudden, out of NOwhere, two vicious, blood-thirsty, super-pecking swans attacked him! They really did. [Read more…]